Or they said I said………….
A whole group of people came to me one day and said“You must employ us all”,“Why”, I said,“Because we can do lots of things for you and everybody else,” they said, “What sort of things” I said, “Well lots and lots, we can run the whole country for you and everybody else” they said, “Why” I said, “So that you and everybody else can be free to do other things,” they said, “Oh” I said,” but I quite like doing what I am doing now”, “No”, they said “ you must employ us all not only for yourself, but everybody else as well, everyone is doing it you know”; “ I don’t think I will bother” I said “but thank you all the same, best of luck with it all, I hope it goes well for you”, “ We are sorry” they said “but if you don’t employ us we will have to take you away”, “Why” said I alarmed, “Because it would be unfair for everybody else who does employ us” they said, “ Oh”, I said again “well I don’t really want to be taken away and I don’t really want to be an unfair person to everybody else, and even where I to run and hide I don’t wish to spend my life running and hiding from you, you really seem to have me over a barrel,” “ Oh no “ they said “, its for your own good really, and everybody else’s “, “So how do I employ you?” I enquired, “ Well you vote for those who’s ideas you like the best so you do have a choice in it all, but you must employ all of us for the sake of balance and you do all this by voting and then giving us some of your weekly earnings” they said, “But I don’t really have any “ I said “mostly I get by alright by trading things I grow make or create “ I said “but I suppose I could pay you in the odd bit of seasonal crop and I could sing you a song or two if you would like, would that do”? I asked, “No” they stated as one, “we only take cash”. “Oh” I said, “ I don’t have any of that I am afraid, what can I do”, “don’t worry,” they said, “you must get a job”, “Oh” I said, “Its for the greater good really” they said, Not really I thought but said nothing and then asked, “so what do you all do then if you don’t mind me asking”, “ We discus all the things that need to be done for everyone in our country as a whole, the whole world is doing it you know”, Oh great I thought despondently but they pressed on, “We shall administer the needs for the country as a whole, you know, health and law and order, and defence, and trade”, “Oh” I said “but you know if I am poorly I go to the old woman and trade with her for herbs, mostly this seems to work alright so I feel ok for health and as for law were ok too, most people can trade something, its not often if at all someone round here is bad, if they are they soon move away as no one will trade with them and we do defend ourselves if we really have to, and as for your idea of trade I am really not so sure”, “Arh” they exclaimed, “we can sense your going to be a bother to us, you can’t go around saying all those sorts of things you know”, “What” I said, “why”? I said, “It would upset everyone to hear your not joining in on everybody’s behalf, it’s for the whole country you know” they said “and your country needs you,” “So”, I said at length, “I can’t trade without money, some of which I must give to you when I didn’t need it in the first place, I can’t go to the woman for health unless I give her money and some of which she must give to you, and I Can’t defend myself because I pay you to defend me and everybody else and I can’t say anything about it all because it would upset everyone to hear I was being so selfish when at a moments notice I would go to the aid of someone poorly and take them to the old woman, feed them what I could if they where hungry, and defend them if they needed defending”, They where quirt for quite some time and then said ”you can either work with us, for us, or against us and be locked away”, “Is there really nothing else”, I said, “Well”, they said,” there’s always religion for your sort you know,” “What” I said, “What’s that about then”? “You know” they said,” God”, “Who”? I said, “Blasphemy” they yelled, Oh no I thought, I’ve upset them again.“ So” I said as they carried me away “ you have stripped me of my self worth, removed my sense of purpose and robbed me of my time and efforts, or at the very least force these compromises upon me before I can be truly myself”. “ You really are being most simple you know,” they said, “Yes” I said, “I thought the best things about life for everybody where supposed to be”.